world’s okayest friend
"how will i explain gay couples to my children”
if you can explain to your children that an immortal man in a red suit who lives in the north pole travels around the entire world on one night every year on a sleigh carried by magical flying deer i think itll be easy enough to tell them two people are in love
I REALLY LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS
Oh my gosh, this gets better and better.
This is the best thing ever
if i was in a band i’d be the one that gets ignored by fans
i would sell my soul for certain fanfics to become movies
I think we all know who leaked Jennette McCurdy’s nudes
Today my boyfriend bought a label maker
Instead of killing an unwanted tree , this machine makes it possible to move it to a new place instead.
PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME