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jonesdavid813:

cyanblur:

cyanblur:

what do you call this color gradient?

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black to the fuchsia

oh my god


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metaknighty:

dicksplit:

Straight guy: "Dude, i have a dope idea for a photo"

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burgrs:

what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear 


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cowboycliche:

One of my favorite twitter exchanges


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waltdreamworks:

vikingsweaters:

is this some kind of pun?

GODAMMIT


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rexuality:

my mom and dad were arguing in front of me whether to give me a present now or to wait til christmas and my mom was like “can we give her it now?” and my dad was like “what present” and my mom was like “you know… the good one” and my dad was like “spell it” and my mom goes “GREG, SHE’S 23”


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whackcalzone:

MY CAT DOESN’T FEEL WELL SO MY DAD IS SINGING TO HIM


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buckoftheirish:

tumbledore-:

gohomemccall:

my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop

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he takes it to company meetings

I’ve been told he has received many compliments

Marry him.

did
did you read the post


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hopeflakes:

When you see someone with a happy icon make a really angry text post

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tylerchokely:

queercumqueen:

you can feel the regret in this picture

you can almost taste it


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Anonymous
you need to stop using that damn B) thing *takes your shades away*

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idk-what-else-to-put-here:

johnny depp is me


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crabparty:

my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming


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weavemunchers:

being alone with your friends parents

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