Emma Watson’s response to the nude photo leak threats
Literally a goddess.
The rarest of the rare: a men’s magazine advocating hairy armpits on women.
"Repulsed? Get a grip." fucking yes
knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty
I FELT SO SORRY FOR HER IN THIS MOMENT.
like ok from the day she got on the hogwarts express, people were making fun of her and she’s never viewed as pretty or attractive until the moment in the first gif.
and because ron is fuckin jealous, he makes her feel like shit and ugh it’s like her one night of being someone else is just shattered and and and
WHY DID YOU D O THAT
I get really annoyed with people who are like “well she could have asked ron first instead of screaming at him to not use her as a last resort.”
well… no. She was asked by krum right away. She wanted to go with him. She wasn’t going alone and moaning that Ron hadn’t asked her. Her objection was to being treated like she should have been available to him, and being treated like she was lying about having a date. And who the fuck wouldn’t be offended by somebody thinking that they’re so undesirable that they made up a date?
this post actually made me almost cry no joke
the gifs didnt load so it just looked like the stairs were talking to the trees
why am i laughing so hard at this
i’ve seen this so many times and i cry every time
sometimes im really excited about things and i want to tell everyone but then i remember nobody cares and i just sit there like
to tell or not to tell
This is me on so many levels.
I’m so easily amused oh my fucking god but the pepper what the fuck
LoOK HOW SHOCKED THE PLUG SOCKET ON THE WALL IS OMF G
I love how grateful he is! He loves fruit!
He even has the math to back it up.
unimportant fanfic written for own amusement:
important essay due tomorrow:
mother. friggin’. space. man.
And some people still think we’re alone here